“risotto accident” – I’m guessing this either resulted in a personal injury claim or an urgent trip to the bathroom! Or possibly both! ;-)
“open university llb crap” – I’m sure it’s not that bad!
“chocolate lawyers” – I could have made a choc-actually version for Easter – along the same theme as a hollow bunny.
“law only law nice websites” - Oh please, don't tell me law actually is a 'nice' website.
“hot pubis” - oh dear. An overheating pelvis can never be a good thing! :-$
“what is the preferred font for a legal letter?” - that is actually a good question - any ideas?
“stray sperm in law” – Not quite sure how to interpret that!
“real life experiences in hell” – LOL, and came back to tell the tale, eh?
“cheapest llb uk” - Remember - you get what you pay for! :p
“law cases involving sentimental loss of plant uk” – oh bless. You’ll be lucky.
“what do you do if you poke yourself in the eye and see blck dots” – well, for starters, I’d guess you’d say, “ouch, that hurt”. :-$
“woman awarded damages attacted by cow” – I should think so too, given that she was so wrongfully ‘attacted’!
“who did charlotte dymond cheat with” - fancy trying to suggest that Charlotte was a bit of a hussy.
“pubic hair pimples” - wow... sounds painful! :p
“LPC Student blog” - thanks, curious visitor on the network at Mogers Solicitors in Bath. Leave a comment next time, eh? :p
“what is the law on puke at work” - try not to, would be some good advice.
“what does experience with dictaphone mean” – I hope it’s not a pre-requisite for a job offer!
“what chat site do cops go on” – www.copsreunited dot com
“uk privacy laws bedroom window” - I smell a pervert.
“why should me wear seatbelt” – as through windscreen you might go! :p
“what makes a good stockroom assistant” – long arms, a willing attitude and plenty of deodorant I’d guess.
“what is the preferred font for a legal letter?” - probably not comic sans! :)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely agree there... I saw that Comic Sans was short-listed recently as one of the top five worst fonts ever created! I hate it!!!
ReplyDeleteI saw it used a couple of times on a letter from the insurers at work! Losers.
ReplyDeleteI've been using Garamond to write cover letters for mini pupillage applications. So far, so good.
ReplyDeleteI normally use Times or Arial...
ReplyDeleteI wish I had some fancy commercial font! :D
I quite like the combination of Calibri and Trajan Pro for headings
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere that apparently Calibri has bad print readability.
ReplyDeleteOMG Michael you really attract the weirdos don't you :P
ReplyDeleteI know... they all seem to gravitate towards Law Actually. Can't think why!! :p
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